Why does velosirapter run so fast? Because he is stinky.
Q. What do you call a Triceratops caught by the police? A. Triceracops
Q. What do you call a Trex that Roars? A. A-Roar-a-Saurus
Q. What do you call a Spinasaurus that eats fish? A. A-Dino-fish
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Because the ‘p’ is silent
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? A: Tyrannosaurus wreck!
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes? A: dino-sewer.
What did the dinosaur say after a car crash?
I’msosaurus.
Oliver and Jacob both like the following joke:
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex!
What was T-Rex’s favourite number? Eight (ate)!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in his ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? do you think he saw us.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: To eat the chickens on the other side.
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge? A: The door won’t shut!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? A: With a crane!
Good jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? A: A Bronto-snorus
Q: what do dinosaurs put on pizzas? A: tomato-saurus
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he’s asleep?
A StegoSNOREus
I love all them funny jokes there really good
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Why does velosirapter run so fast? Because he is stinky.
Q. What do you call a Triceratops caught by the police?
A. Triceracops
Q. What do you call a Trex that Roars?
A. A-Roar-a-Saurus
Q. What do you call a Spinasaurus that eats fish?
A. A-Dino-fish
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannosaurus wreck!
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.
What did the dinosaur say after a car crash?
I’msosaurus.
Oliver and Jacob both like the following joke:
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex!
What was T-Rex’s favourite number?
Eight (ate)!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in his ears?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? do you think he saw us.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side.
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
A: The door won’t shut!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Good jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus
Q: what do dinosaurs put on pizzas?
A: tomato-saurus
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he’s asleep?
A StegoSNOREus
I love all them funny jokes there really good