What is it called when a dinosaur gets the football in the goal?
A DINO SCORE !
What do Dinosaurs put on the floor?
REP – TILES !
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What did the dinosaur put on his steak?
Dinosauce!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Doyouthinkhe-saurus
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur? A: Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
MY-FOOT-IS-SAURUS.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
TWO DINOSAURS
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What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
Dino-score!!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? (Anything you want, it can’t hear you!)
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?Bceause their eggs stink. What followed the dinosaur?It’s tail.
Q. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A. A Tricera – hops !
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore
What dinosaur would harry potter be? The Dinosorcerer
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? doyouthinkysaraus
Q:What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur? A: A Dino-snore
Q: Where do Dinosaurs shop for toys? A: Toysaurus (Toys r us)
What do you call a plated dinosaur who is asleep?
A Stegosnorus
What is large, fierce and has 4 wheels? A dinosaur on a scate board.
How do you stop a Stegasaurus from smelling? Put a peg on his nose.
What happened when the triceratops ate a bunch of keys? He got lock jaw!
What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur;
Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkysaurus What do you call a dinosaur smashing into a building? T-Wreck
What do Dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-Saurus
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the ‘D’ on his pyjamas.
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What is it called when a dinosaur gets the football in the goal?
A DINO SCORE !
What do Dinosaurs put on the floor?
REP – TILES !
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What did the dinosaur put on his steak?
Dinosauce!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhe-saurus
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
MY-FOOT-IS-SAURUS.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
TWO DINOSAURS
Connor Payne says
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
Dino-score!!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
(Anything you want, it can’t hear you!)
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?Bceause their eggs stink.
What followed the dinosaur?It’s tail.
Q. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A. A Tricera – hops !
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore
What dinosaur would harry potter be?
The Dinosorcerer
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
doyouthinkysaraus
Q:What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur?
A: A Dino-snore
Q: Where do Dinosaurs shop for toys?
A: Toysaurus (Toys r us)
What do you call a plated dinosaur who is asleep?
A Stegosnorus
What is large, fierce and has 4 wheels?
A dinosaur on a scate board.
How do you stop a Stegasaurus from smelling?
Put a peg on his nose.
What happened when the triceratops ate a bunch of keys?
He got lock jaw!
What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur;
Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysaurus
What do you call a dinosaur smashing into a building?
T-Wreck
What do Dinosaurs put on their pizza?
Tomato-Saurus
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
Jurassic Pork.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
By the ‘D’ on his pyjamas.