I love your jokes year 1. They really made me laugh when i read them. I also loved spending the morning with you on Wednesday. I promised you that I would add a joke to your blog. I have been thinking long and hard to think of a funny dinosaur joke. Luckily, Tyler in year 4 helped me so here goes……
This is my grandad’s favourite joke ever…
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus
What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance!!!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he’s asleep?
stegosnorus!
What do you call a dinosaur with his eyes closed?
Do-ya-finki-saurus!!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook! 🙂
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
A: A dino-bore
Q: Which dinosaur sleeps all day?
A: The dino-snore
What is the dinosaur name. Stinkyasaurs.
What is a dinosaur with one leg.a onelegasaurs.
Which dinosaur does not have a head.a nonheadasaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats all its vegetables? A broccolisoarus!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try- Try- Try-ceratops! M
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!
This is Haydn’s own joke –
What do you call a dinosaur that begs?
A beggiosaurs
What do dinosaurs put on their chips?
Dinosauce
Which dinosaur makes the best policeman?
A tricera-cops!
What do you do if there is a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
What was T Rex’s favourite number?
Eight (ate)!
I made up my own joke:
What do you call a dinosaur who is quiet all the time?
A quietesoraus
I love your jokes year 1. They really made me laugh when i read them. I also loved spending the morning with you on Wednesday. I promised you that I would add a joke to your blog. I have been thinking long and hard to think of a funny dinosaur joke. Luckily, Tyler in year 4 helped me so here goes……
What do you call a scary dinosaur?
Answer: A scaryosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that’s very messy?
Messysaurus
These jokes are really funny!:) I like your jokes!!:):)
these jokes are really funny !!!! 🙂 glad you like dinosaurs