Dinosaur Jokes

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3 Responses to Dinosaur Jokes

  1. 14ERussell says:

    Q: What do you call a dinosaur who’s on time?
    A: A Pronto-saurus.

    Q: Why did the Ankylosaurus catch the worm?
    A: Because it was an early bird.

    From Matthew (we logged in as Ella!)

  2. EGre says:

    What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
    A dino-score

    What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
    Out of the way!

    What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
    Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

  3. Charlie Thomas says:

    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A Dino-snore!

    What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
    A Dino-saw!

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