What do you call deaf dinosaur? Anything you like, he can’t hear you What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog? A dog a sore Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because roads weren’t invented yet!
Q.why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A. Because the P is silent
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore
What do you call a dinosaur who’s on time? A pronto-soraus
What do you call a T-Rex with a stick on his head?
A Stickasauras.
What do you call a dinosaur that writes blogs? A Blogasaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with rocks? A Rockasaurus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tryannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkysaraus What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles
How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants something to eat? Tea, Rex? 🙂
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Trytrytryceratops!
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What do you call deaf dinosaur? Anything you like, he can’t hear you
What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog? A dog a sore
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because roads weren’t invented yet!
Q.why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino snore
What do you call a dinosaur who’s on time?
A pronto-soraus
What do you call a T-Rex with a stick on his head?
A Stickasauras.
What do you call a dinosaur that writes blogs?
A Blogasaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with rocks?
A Rockasaurus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
Tryannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkysaraus
What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles
How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants something to eat?
Tea, Rex?
🙂
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Trytrytryceratops!